Welcome to the Quackums Quiz! In the following questions, tell us how likely you are to do the following actions in the following circumstances. Once you're done, hit 'Submit', and we'll tell you just how much like Quackums you are!
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1: You are walking through a grassy area and see six evergreens. You immediately destroy five of them because they must be evil, undercover FBI agents, and the sixth you take home and decorate. It is July, but you do this because you want Christmas to come earlier.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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2: You pick up a chair and hurl it through a plate-glass window. You do this with your mind powers. Then you fly out the window and proceed to an important engagement in San Antonio.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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3: You log onto the library of Congress under the guise of a routine search application. You collect every piece of data relating to certain goings-on in the Caribbean, then delete the source files. You follow this up by putting MS-Paint pictures all over the Selective Service website, then log off without giving a single clue as to your identity.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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4: You spear Al Gore through the heart with lasers from your eyes. You then tear open his unholy corpse and crush all of the magic crystals buried in his flesh, so that his soul cannot use them to come back to life. Afterwards you drink a slushy, then are abruptly accosted by government officials for using Al Gore's name in an extremely unpleasant and unsavory manner on a web quiz, which you made a few days ago.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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5: You talk to God, and He says something like: 'How did you get up here? You're supposed to be back on Earth, man!'. You reply with: 'Quantum Physics and know-how, man, that's all there is to it', and wink at God. The two of you then play ping-pong. You win, but you suspect He may have let you.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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6: You wake up one day to find six thousand small creatures gathered around your bed. You ask them, in your 'Get out of my house' voice, what they're doing here. They tell you that you are their new king. You then take a jumbo-sized bedsheet, which you have left over from parachuting out of Air Force One to stop some ninjas, and wrap up all the creatures in it. You take them to the Stop-And-Go, and trade them in for some Hostess cupcakes.
Are you crazy?!
Not much at all
Some...
I love doing that!
I am doing that right now.
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